Frank Ocean Decides Not To Press Charges Against Chris Brown…We Could Have Sworn He’s Falling In Love With Breezy!!!

Ocean has decided to sheath the sword, forget about Breezy’s impactful blows and the hand injury he sustained in the brawl with Breezy outside a recording studio in Los Angeles last weekend. HE AIN’T PRESSING NO CHARGES!!!

In a new post on his official blog, the 25-year-old rapper wrote; ‘As a child I thought if someone jumped me it would result in me murdering or mutilating a man. But as a man I am not a killer. I'm an artist and a modern person. I'll choose sanity. No criminal charges. No civil lawsuit. Forgiveness, albeit difficult, is wisdom. Peace, albeit trite, is what I want in my short life. Peace.’

This is a great relief especially for Breezy. But are we the only ones…that have the sneaking suspicion that OCEAN would have arrived at the decision after careful thoughts of the BODILY benefits.